SEINFELD "The Best Sitcom Ever" Series - "The Stall" SEINFACT

Seinfeld

"The Stall" SEINFACT:

In a callback to "The Masseuse" episode, Jerry receives a massage from Jane and tells her that he's been waiting for it for a long time.

While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry's girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend, whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same.

  

• Jerry: (about Tony) George is like a schoolgirl around him. 
• George: It's a different world when you're with a cool guy. 
• George: (trying to be cool with Tony) I am down. I am totally down. Mark me down.
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• Jerry: (reacting to Jane's bad experience in the bathroom) Who does she think she is? How dare she! You want me to get the manager? Too bad they don't have those old ladies walking around with the flashlights anymore… flush her out. 
• Jerry: (eating popcorn) Mmm… I love this artificial flavoring. I like it better than butter. I think it's more consistent.
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• Jerry: (in reference to The Masseuse episode) Ahh, I've been waiting a while for this.
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• Tony: Step off, George!
• Kramer: (about Tony) Now I think that you're in love with him. George: What? That's ridiculous. Kramer: No, no. I don't think so. You love him. George: You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy. And you're not getting any sandwiches either!
• Jerry: You're crazy. Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?Jerry: It's impossible. Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top? Jerry: It can't be. Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world crashing down all around you?
• Jerry: (about Tony) He's a male bimbo. He's a Mimbo!
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• Jane/Elaine: I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare.
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Trivia

This is the first of only two episodes in which Jerry can be seen using the computer in his apartment; the second is the season nine episode, "The Strongbox".

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